The King of Queens
Overview
Deliveryman Doug Heffernan enjoys a comfortable life with his wife, Carrie, until the unexpected arrival of his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur. With Arthur now living in their home, Doug’s reign is challenged, transforming his once peaceful domain into a comedic battleground. Instead of relishing the luxury of a big screen TV in his upgraded basement, Doug must navigate the quirks and chaos brought on by his eccentric father-in-law. The clash of personalities leads to hilarious situations, redefining what it means to share a home with family.
Episodes
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1
Pilot
Doug and Carrie Heffernan are a married couple whose peaceful home life is disrupted when Doug's father-in-law moves in with them.
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2
Fat City
Upon discovering pictures of Carrie's heavyset mother, Doug becomes concerned that Carrie might follow the same path. To address his worries, he decei...
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3
Cello, Goodbye
Doug worries that he might lose Carrie after her boss offers her a ride home in his luxurious Jaguar and presents her with tickets to a concert featur...
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4
Richie's Song
After a chaotic dinner party, Doug uncovers a surprising secret about Richie's wife.
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5
Paternal Affairs
Doug feels uncomfortable when Arthur begins dating his aunt, particularly as their relationship turns more serious and intimate—right in Doug's base...
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6
Head First
After Doug treats Carrie's dad, Arthur, to a night out, Carrie expresses her gratitude in a passionate manner. This unexpected affection prompts Doug ...
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7
The Rock
Carrie decides to have her engagement ring polished and discovers that it holds significant worth. The jeweler expresses interest in purchasing it, of...
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8
Educating Doug
Doug decides to accompany Carrie to a class focused on the Victorian novel, but he finds himself struggling to get through even the second page of "Ja...
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9
Road Rayge
Doug assists a sports journalist in passing the driver's test by bending the rules.
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10
Supermarket Story
As they navigate a bustling market the day before Thanksgiving, Carrie, Doug, and Arthur find themselves overwhelmed by the chaos. Amidst the crowd, A...
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11
Noel Cowards
For Christmas, Arthur gives Doug and Carrie an unexpected gift—a dreadful compact car from Luxembourg.
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12
Fixer Upper
Carrie sets Spence up with a colleague, and things seem to be going smoothly until Doug chimes in with his thoughts on the new relationship.
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13
Best Man
Doug is furious when he finds out, just before going to the wedding of a childhood friend of Carrie’s, that she and the groom had a brief encounter ...
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14
Dog Days
Doug struggles to face his new neighbors after their dog barks incessantly, keeping both him and Carrie awake throughout the night.
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15
Crappy Birthday
Doug tells Carrie he's organized an extravagant celebration for her 30th birthday, but in reality, he's completely unprepared. As her special day appr...
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16
S'Ain't Valentine's
Arthur connects with a woman at a Valentine's Day dance specifically organized for seniors. Their chemistry is evident as they enjoy the festivities t...
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17
Court Date
After Carrie receives a traffic ticket from a police officer, he unexpectedly asks her out. Doug encourages her to accept the date and keep the office...
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18
White Collar
After the shift supervisor departs for heart surgery, Doug is appointed to take over the role. However, he quickly discovers that he despises the resp...
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19
Rayny Day
For Carrie, the government holiday turns into a day of scrubbing the kitchen, while Doug tries to enjoy a round of golf with his buddy Ray Barone, tho...
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20
Train Wreck
Doug is upset by Carrie's lack of interest upon discovering that his new trainee is an attractive woman. In an attempt to provoke a reaction, he decid...
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21
Hungry Man
Carrie invites Doug to accompany her to a dinner party for a Japanese client. However, when he shows up starving after a long day without food, he fin...
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22
Time Share
Carrie gets upset with Doug for inviting their annoying neighbors to their home, but her frustration quickly turns to intrigue when she discovers they...
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23
Where's Poppa?
Doug and Carrie make a frantic effort to send Arthur to friends for the weekend, hoping for some much-needed alone time. However, they quickly discove...
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24
Art House
Doug is thrilled when Arthur finally leaves the basement to get his own place after a disagreement between them. However, Carrie feels down about her ...
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25
Maybe Baby
Doug and Carrie start to feel the urge to have a child after hearing about a friend's pregnancy. At the same time, Arthur reminisces about the day Car...
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Queasy Rider
Despite Carrie's objections, Doug impulsively purchases a motorcycle, leading to a major argument between them. At the same time, Arthur finds employm...
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2
Female Problems
Doug starts to feel isolated when Carrie strikes up a friendship with their new neighbor.
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3
Assaulted Nuts
While messing around at work, Doug inadvertently gives himself a staple injury to his scrotum.
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4
Parent Trapped
Deacon and Kelly approach Doug and Carrie with a heartfelt request to become the godparents of their newborn. Meanwhile, Arthur faces a challenging si...
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5
Tube Steaks
When Carrie forgets to close the garage door, Doug's large flat-screen television goes missing.
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6
Doug Out
Doug finds himself in a tough spot when Arthur tags along on a trip to a Mets game.
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7
Get Away
Doug and Carrie, joined by Deacon and Kelly, head off for a weekend getaway. During their time together, they stumble upon the revelation that Deacon ...
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8
Dire Strayts
Doug and Carrie host a dinner at their home, welcoming Ray and Debra Barone as their guests.
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9
I, Candy
When a waitress shows interest in Doug, he begins to behave oddly. His usual demeanor shifts as he navigates the unexpected attention, leading to some...
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10
Roamin' Holiday
To escape the chaos of Carrie’s friends during Thanksgiving, Doug decides to invite Spence to join him instead.
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11
Sparing Carrie
Facing financial difficulties, Doug's bowling team finds themselves in a must-win situation for their next match. To secure their spot, Doug needs to ...
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12
Net Prophets
Carrie decides to put Doug's Christmas bonus to good use by investing it wisely. Meanwhile, Arthur is on a mission to outdo the neighbors in a festive...
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13
Party Favor
Carrie persuades Doug to take on the role of best man at his cousin’s wedding.
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14
Block Buster
Doug invites his former football teammates over for a reunion, but Spence is plotting his revenge against them for the humiliation he faced during hig...
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15
Frozen Pop
As the cold weather sets in, Arthur relocates to Carrie's office. However, when temperatures rise again, he becomes confused and believes that his tra...
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16
Fair Game
After Carrie gets caught cheating at a board game not once, but twice, her friends start to investigate the root of her problem. They soon discover th...
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17
Meet By-Product
Doug and Carrie recall the first time they met.
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18
The Shmenkmans
Doug and Carrie connect with some new friends, but a scheduling error leads to an awkward dinner party where both their new acquaintances and Deacon a...
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19
Surprise Artie
Doug is tasked with watching over Arthur as Carrie plans a surprise party for his 75th birthday. However, when Doug accidentally misplaces Arthur, it ...
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20
Wild Cards
Doug ends up squandering a significant amount of cash while he and Deacon take a trip to Atlantic City to try their luck at the casino.
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21
Big Dougie
Doug takes on the role of a Big Brother, which inspires him to participate in a 10K race aimed at raising awareness for heart disease. Meanwhile, Carr...
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22
Soft Touch
Doug finds himself entangled in a water filter scam, all because of his neighbors' influence.
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23
Restaurant Row
Carrie tells Doug he can no longer eat at his beloved Italian restaurant.
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24
Flower Power
Doug reveals his sentimental side, leading Carrie to believe he’s gone off the deep end. Meanwhile, Arthur finds himself serving on a jury.
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25
Whine Country
Doug and Carrie encounter challenges as they attempt to choose their vacation destination.
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Do Rico
Carrie finds herself intrigued when Doug impersonates Rico, sparking her interest. Meanwhile, Arthur embarks on a mission to document his own life sto...
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Roast Chicken
Carrie persuades Doug to sign a card celebrating his boss Fisker's two decades at the company, but things quickly spiral out of control. Now, Fisker e...
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Fatty McButterpants
Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.
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4
Class Struggle
Carrie makes the decision to head back to college, but she finds herself racing against the clock to accomplish everything she needs to.
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5
Strike One
Doug gets the itch for a new car and, despite Carrie's warnings, makes the purchase. Moments after buying it, he learns that the IPS workers are going...
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6
Strike Too
As the strike among IPS workers drags on without resolution, Doug decides to step in as a substitute teacher at his sister Stephanie's school.
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7
Strike Out
With the strike leaving Doug and Deacon unemployed, they team up with Arthur to indulge in childish pranks to ward off boredom. However, their antics ...
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8
Dark Meet
Following a delightful Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie reminisce about their first holiday together and who declared their love first. They turn to Arth...
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9
Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie take care of Deacon and Kelly's children while the couple is away. Trouble arises when one of the kids unexpectedly catches them in a ...
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10
Work Related
Arthur starts his new job at Carrie's workplace, while Doug and Deacon engage in a friendly rivalry to pull off the ultimate practical joke.
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11
Better Camera
A rivalry ignites over who can find the most affordable gift when Lou Ferrigno becomes the new neighbor.
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12
Wedding Presence
Doug and Carrie hurry to a friend's wedding, desperate to arrive before the couple notices their absence. Meanwhile, Arthur concocts a plan that invol...
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13
Hi Def-Jam
Doug arranges a date between his sister and Carrie's boss, hoping to secure an invitation to watch the Super Bowl on a big-screen high-definition TV.
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14
Paint Misbehavin'
Doug feels a surge of jealousy after Carrie accidentally reveals that she finds Deacon appealing. To celebrate Deacon's birthday, the group decides to...
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15
Deacon Blues
Doug is taken aback when he spots his married best friend, Deacon, out on a date with another woman. At the same time, Carrie begins to doubt her rela...
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16
Horizontal Hold
Following Deacon and Kelly's breakup, Carrie starts to reflect on her own marriage. She and Doug decide to pause their intimate life for a few weeks, ...
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17
Inner Tube
Doug deceives Carrie into believing he has to work late so he can enjoy a game of mud football and skip her seminar. After a night of playing in the r...
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18
Papa Pill
Doug takes pity on Arthur and decides to take him to a cocktail lounge rather than the usual dance at the senior center. When Carrie discovers this, s...
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19
Package Deal
Doug feels undervalued in his job and learns that FedEx drivers earn double his salary. When he bumps into an old colleague now at FedEx, he misinterp...
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20
Separation Anxiety
While the Palmers are apart, Doug and Carrie decide to catch a movie with Kelly, leaving Deacon in charge of the kids. At the cinema, Carrie bumps int...
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21
Departure Time
Doug, Carrie, and Arthur make their way to the airport to see Doug's parents during their brief layover at Kennedy Airport en route to Montreal. While...
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22
Swim Neighbors
After a hurricane wreaks havoc on both Doug and Carrie's backyards, they finally meet their neighbors. Carrie disappoints everyone by honestly rejecti...
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23
S'no Job
Doug's Uncle Stu approaches him with a request to help his cousin Danny land a job at IPS. Although Doug is reluctant about having Danny join the comp...
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24
Pregnant Pause (1)
Carrie finds out she’s pregnant and is overwhelmed by anxiety about the timing. At the same time, Deacon and Kelly start to mend their relationship,...
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25
Pregnant Pause (2)
Doug reassures Carrie not to worry about the upcoming baby, promising to handle all her "burdens." To ease their financial strain, he takes on a secon...
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Walk, Man
The Heffernans are contemplating starting a family again, just four months after Carrie's miscarriage. However, there's a hitch: Arthur. With his last...
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2
Sight Gag
Doug believes he has found the ultimate birthday present for Carrie: laser eye surgery. However, things take a turn when Carrie suffers a severe compl...
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3
Mean Streak
As Doug approaches the brink of breaking a long-standing record, tensions rise between him and his colleagues at IPS. Iggy Stenkowski's impressive str...
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Friender Bender
Doug accidentally bumps into Kelly and Deacon's car, leading him and Carrie to propose covering the repair costs themselves to avoid involving insuran...
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5
No Retreat
Carrie is thrilled to attend her company’s retreat for the first time, but Doug isn’t as excited when he realizes he’ll be without TV for the en...
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6
Ticker Treat
Doug decides to embrace the Halloween spirit by purchasing a pumpkin, but when Arthur sees it, he smashes it and declares Halloween off-limits. Annoye...
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Lyin' Hearted
As Arthur gets ready for heart surgery, he requests that Carrie and Doug fetch his sleep mask. While searching through Arthur's closet, Carrie stumble...
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8
Life Sentence
With Arthur back from the hospital, Carrie proposes that she and Doug should get life insurance to ensure Arthur's well-being in case anything happens...
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9
Veiled Threat
While clearing out the Heffernan freezer, Carrie stumbles upon the top tier of her and Doug's wedding cake, prompting her to reminisce about their big...
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10
Oxy Moron
During a turbulent landing, Doug grabs the sole oxygen mask available for himself, ignoring Carrie’s needs. Carrie is hurt by his selfishness, while...
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11
Depo Man
Carrie's boss, Pruzan, is tackling his first major case as a partner, leaving Carrie swamped with work. Things take a turn when the case requires a de...
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12
Ovary Action
With Christmas approaching, Doug's parents are set to visit, but Doug and Carrie are focused on trying to conceive during Carrie's peak fertility peri...
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13
Food Fight
Carrie becomes envious when Doug shows a keen interest in Spence's new girlfriend, Becky, who happens to be a talented chef. It’s not about her appe...
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14
Double Downer
Carrie realizes that she and Doug haven't been dedicating enough time to appreciate their relationship, so she organizes a romantic evening to celebra...
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15
Dougie Nights
With Deacon and Kelly now apart, Doug decides to pull his friend out of his slump by hitting the clubs together. As they spend more time in the nightl...
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16
No Orleans
Doug and Carrie stumble upon an old wedding gift—a gravy boat—sent by Doug's distant cousin Ron and his wife Marcia. To their surprise, they disco...
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17
Missing Links
Doug and Carrie score complimentary tickets to her company's annual golf outing at an exclusive club. With four tickets in hand, they typically invite...
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18
Hero Worship
Doug begins to seriously entertain the idea of opening his own sandwich shop after his Uncle Stu offers him a significant amount of money to help make...
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19
Screwed Driver
While Carrie is away on a business trip, Doug's parents come to visit and quickly take charge of the household, causing Doug to feel like he’s back ...
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20
Lush Life
Carrie's new after-work habit of enjoying apple martinis and embracing a more laid-back demeanor takes an unexpected turn. In response, Doug and Arthu...
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21
Bun Dummy
With his high school reunion looming, Doug is anxious that Carrie's new hairstyle might give her a librarian vibe instead of highlighting her usual se...
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22
Patrons Ain't
As Carrie and Doug gear up for tax season, they realize their charity contributions are lacking. To alleviate their guilt over what they perceive as a...
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23
Eddie Money
Ignoring Carrie’s instructions, Doug swipes $100 from the emergency fund jar to place a bet on a boxing match. After he and Deacon hit the jackpot a...
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24
Two Thirty
In the opening half-hour, Doug becomes convinced that his new dentist, who had a crush on Carrie in the past, is intentionally inflicting pain on him....
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25
Shrink Wrap
In the season four finale, Arthur seeks the help of a psychiatrist and reflects on a troubling memory involving his father. Through a series of flashb...
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Arthur, Spooner
Carrie has been assigned to oversee a team responsible for organizing and distributing legal documents for a major case at her firm. The twist is that...
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Window Pain
Mike and Debi, a young and enthusiastic couple, move in next to Doug and Carrie. However, the Heffernans' initial encounter with their new neighbors i...
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3
Holy Mackerel
While at the fish market, Doug and Carrie unexpectedly bump into Father McAndrew. After a friendly chat, he invites them to visit the church, and unsu...
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4
Kirbed Enthusiasm
Deacon recruits Doug to assist him in coaching his 8-year-old son's football team. Inspired by the experience, the young boy dares Doug to audition fo...
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5
Mammary Lane
Doug's bowling squad gets ready for an upcoming tournament, while Carrie takes on the task of babysitting Mr. Kaplan's son, aiming to advance her care...
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6
Business Affairs
Doug visits Carrie at her workplace and meets her close colleague, Curt. Despite Carrie's reassurance that Curt is gay and poses no threat, Doug feels...
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Flame Resistant
While at Doug's favorite sports bar, he and Carrie unexpectedly bump into his high school sweetheart, Margie. Carrie feels a pang of jealousy when she...
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Flash Photography
During a wedding, Doug snaps a cheeky photo using a disposable camera provided by the newlyweds. He allows Danny to take the fall for it, but after a ...
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Connect Four
Carrie scores four tickets to Knicks games but insists on bringing a couple she prefers over Doug's friends. The problem arises when they discover tha...
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10
Loaner Car
Doug lends Carrie to Deacon to assist with Thanksgiving meal preparations. However, when Deacon decides to replace her with Holly, his tangled web of ...
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11
Mentalo Case
A nostalgic toy from their younger days creates tension between Deacon and Doug. At the same time, Carrie is determined to find the perfect Christmas ...
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12
Jung Frankenstein
Carrie believes Doug requires professional assistance to manage his overeating, so she convinces him to visit a therapist. After noticing significant ...
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13
Attention Deficit
Doug becomes fixated on hosting the perfect Super Bowl party when he discovers that several of his friends are planning to attend a gathering hosted b...
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14
Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie accidentally swap their photos with another couple's. As they browse through the other couple's pictures, they realize their lives see...
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15
Animal Attraction
Doug is unable to celebrate Valentine's Day with Carrie as he’s tasked with transporting penguins to another zoo alongside Deacon. Their journey is ...
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16
Golden Moldy
Doug and Carrie are enjoying their vacation in St. Croix with their neighbors, soaking up the sun and good times. However, their relaxation takes a hi...
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17
S'Poor House
The mold issue in the Heffernan home escalates, and Doug and Carrie are shocked to learn that the repairs will set them back $12,000. Reluctantly, Dou...
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18
Steve Moscow
Doug and Carrie resort to desperate measures to persuade the Russian workers to fix their house, going so far as to offer them vodka as an incentive.
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19
Cowardly Lyin'
Carrie scores tickets to the opera, but Doug isn’t interested in attending. To avoid going, he enlists Deacon's help to fabricate an excuse. However...
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20
Driving Reign
Danny approaches Doug for a recommendation letter to help him advance to a driver position at IPS, but Doug isn’t keen on the idea. To help her brot...
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21
Clothes Encounter
Carrie finds herself unable to resist splurging on high-end fashion, only to return the items just days later. Meanwhile, Spence faces a dilemma as hi...
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22
Queens'bro Bridge
Arthur reconnects with his half-brother Skitch, thanks to Doug, who arranges for them to meet at the tollbooth where Skitch works. When Doug discovers...
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23
Dog Shelter
Carrie discovers from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was just 11, and they still have it now, even though Doug is 38. However, Janet confides in Ca...
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24
Taste Buds
Doug, frustrated with Carrie's refusal to grant his wishes, decides to enlist Arthur's help to persuade her on his behalf. As he seeks to get what he ...
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25
Bed Spread
After Doug accidentally breaks their bed, he and Carrie search for a new one they both like, but it needs to be ordered, leaving them without a bed in...
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Doug Less (1)
The sixth season kicks off with Doug looking leaner than ever, much to the dismay of Carrie, who finds herself feeling unexpectedly envious as others ...
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Doug Less (2)
Doug plans a romantic getaway for Carrie at a resort, hoping to rekindle their connection. However, instead of mending their recent argument, their at...
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King Pong
After Arthur easily defeats Doug in multiple rounds of ping-pong, Doug thinks he can prove himself against Carrie but ends up embarrassed by another l...
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4
Dreading Vows
While sharing a romantic dinner, Doug feels compelled to express his love for Carrie. Touched by his words, Carrie proposes that they renew their wedd...
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Nocturnal Omission
After Carrie informs Doug that Deacon's ex-wife is looking to reconnect after two years apart, Doug is torn about whether to warn Deacon. When Deacon ...
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Affidavit Justice
The partners at Carrie’s law firm are impressed by Doug’s talent on the softball field and urge him to masquerade as a lawyer to join their team. ...
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Secret Garden
Carrie worries that her new gynecologist might dismiss her as a patient after she suggests that Danny take on some landscaping for him, only for Danny...
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Eggsit Strategy
Carrie learns that her law firm is facing layoffs, causing her to fret about her own position. However, her boss, who is resigning, seems more focused...
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9
Thanks Man
Thanksgiving arrives at the Heffernan's, and as Carrie prepares a feast for ten, Doug invites a stranger in to use the phone, believing he’s harmles...
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10
American Idle
Doug becomes frustrated with Carrie after she loses her job and opts to lounge around instead of searching for a new one. When he calls her out on her...
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11
Santa Claustrophobia
Doug struggles to cope with having Carrie around after she takes a seasonal job at his workplace during the holidays. Meanwhile, Arthur is on a missio...
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12
Dougie Houser
Through a series of flashbacks, Doug and Carrie reminisce about the purchase of their home nearly a decade ago. The memories reveal that it was primar...
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13
Frigid Heirs
Arthur hits the jackpot at a bingo game, walking away with $2,500. He decides to share a portion of his winnings with Doug and Carrie. However, things...
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14
Switch Sitters
After numerous occasions of looking after Deacon and Kelly's kids, Doug and Carrie think it's time for Deacon and Kelly to reciprocate by babysitting ...
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15
Cheap Saks
While at an art gallery, Doug and Carrie unexpectedly encounter Doug's former girlfriend, Trish. Doug tells Carrie that Trish took their split pretty ...
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16
Damned Yanky
Carrie is livid when Doug ends up in the hospital for an appendectomy and starts mentioning other women while he's under sedation. To help smooth thin...
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17
Multiple Plots
Arthur attempts to sell Spence his neighboring burial plot, but unexpectedly ends up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Meanwhile, Doug is given...
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18
Trash Talker
Doug and Deacon's friendship encounters a challenge when Deacon unwittingly becomes friends with Doug's childhood nemesis.
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19
Precedent Nixin'
Carrie invites Deacon and Kelly to join her and Doug on their trip to Florida to visit Doug’s parents, hoping this will ensure they stay at a hotel ...
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20
Foe: Pa
Doug finds himself in a tough spot as he tries to mend the rift between Carrie and Arthur. Things take a turn for the worse when Arthur disrupts Carri...
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21
Tank Heaven
Doug tries to undermine Carrie’s efforts to bond with her colleagues by using a series of outrageous tactics to frighten them away. At the same time...
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22
Alter Ego
Danny embarks on a determined mission to win back Spence’s former girlfriend, Denise, but things spiral out of control when he unexpectedly suffers ...
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23
Icky Shuffle
While stuck in bed, Carrie persuades Doug to partner with Arthur for a shuffleboard competition, but Doug’s performance doesn’t meet Arthur’s ex...
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24
Awful Bigamy
When Holly is evicted from her apartment, Arthur offers her a place to stay in his basement until she can secure a new home. This arrangement opens Do...
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Lost Vegas
Doug hopes to spend a weekend in Las Vegas with his friends, so he starts racking up credit by treating Carrie to a spa day. Meanwhile, inspired by th...
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Dugan Groupie
Carrie starts putting in long hours at work, which leads to a rift between her and Doug. As she becomes increasingly absorbed in her job, Doug feels s...
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Furious Gorge
While heading to his overeating support group, Doug spots a session for those in abusive relationships and opts to attend that meeting instead. As tim...
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4
Entertainment Weakly
Doug feels his status as the office's "Funny Guy" jeopardized when a new employee at IPS captivates everyone with his spot-on impersonations. At the s...
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Name Dropper
Doug finds himself in a tough spot when he pretends to have a heart attack to escape the wrath of Carrie, who is upset that he doesn’t remember her ...
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Offtrack... Bedding
Doug's parents come to the Heffernan home, and Doug stuns them with theater tickets as a surprise. Meanwhile, Joe Heffernan is preoccupied with his Tr...
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Silent Mite
While out Christmas shopping at the mall, Doug misplaces his wallet and embarks on a mission to track it down, suspecting it may have been stolen. Wit...
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Awed Couple
After a disagreement drives a wedge between the Palmers and the Heffernans, Doug and Carrie decide to retaliate by looking for new friends. Unfortunat...
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Cologne Ranger
After a decade of being married, Doug discovers a new passion—an alluring designer cologne that Carrie absolutely despises. This aromatic affair pus...
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Domestic Disturbance
Carrie decides to spend her extra earnings on hiring a maid, which leaves Doug feeling a bit excluded. In response, he enlists Spence's mom, Veronica,...
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Pour Judgment
Doug chooses to revisit a dream he had long set aside: becoming a bartender, which worries Carrie. As she begins to come around to his new ambition, D...
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12
Gym Neighbors
As the Heffernans team up with the Ferrignos for their workout sessions, Doug secretly strikes a deal with Lou, allowing him to avoid exercising and r...
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13
Gorilla Warfare
As Carrie reflects on the words Doug said during their relationship that sparked her desire to marry him, she uncovers a shocking revelation about tha...
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14
Hi, School
While dropping off a package at his former high school, Doug encounters his old football coach. Ignoring Carrie's objections, he starts visiting the s...
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15
Deconstructing Carrie
As Carrie approaches her 35th birthday, she feels disheartened about her appearance. In an effort to lift her spirits, Doug enlists some construction ...
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Black List
Deacon starts spending time with a new African-American friend, leaving Doug feeling left out and eager to reconnect. In a bid to win back Deacon's at...
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Wish Boned
After Doug scores a trip to St. Louis for the Final Four, he's hesitant to invite Arthur along. Carrie convinces him that if he brings Arthur, he can ...
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18
Van, Go
At a trendy new cafe with Deacon, Doug inadvertently irritates their waitress to the point where she challenges him to a fight after her shift conclud...
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19
Ice Cubed
As snow blankets Queens, Carrie sets out to purchase an iPod, hoping to find her musical bliss. However, she ends up stuck on a frigid street, facing ...
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Catching Hell
A corporate event in a skybox at the ballpark takes Carrie, Doug, and his friends out to enjoy the game. However, when an influential client criticize...
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21
Slippery Slope
Doug entices Carrie to join him for a ski weekend focused on selling timeshares, putting their relationship to the test amid relentless sales tactics....
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Buy Curious
After the death of Doug and Carrie's neighbor, their sadness turns to excitement when they see the potential for profit from his vacant home. As they ...
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Pole Lox
Doug persuades Carrie to try out pole dancing classes, but he feels let down when she performs for him. At the same time, Arthur becomes anxious that ...
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Vocal Discord
After Doug and Carrie mistakenly receive a transcript of one of their disagreements, they consider the possibility of marriage counseling. Meanwhile, ...
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Consummate Professional
Carrie discovers that Doug had been dishonest about having a job in order to win her affection and persuade her to sleep with him while they were dati...
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4
Like Hell
Doug and Carrie each struggle with feeling somewhat overlooked at their jobs, prompting them to take extra measures to boost their popularity. Despera...
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Sandwiched Out
A sandwich at Coopers, dubbed the Deacon, irritates Doug. At the same time, Carrie plots to keep Holly from relocating to Manhattan.
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Shear Torture
Carrie grows increasingly wary of Doug's regular trips to the hair salon. At the same time, Spence embarks on his own escapades as he heads to a sci-f...
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Inn Escapable
Doug and Carrie’s getaway to a cozy bed and breakfast turns into a challenge they never anticipated. At the same time, Arthur finds himself grapplin...
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Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie receive mixed explanations about why Deacon and Kelly aren’t keen on being their neighbors. At the same time, Danny and Spence both ...
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G'Night, Stalker
After Doug's karaoke rendition catches attention, he finds himself the target of an obsessive email stalker.
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10
Raygin Bulls
Doug and Ray Barone head out for a fun-filled evening together. Meanwhile, Carrie experiences a surprising moment during her visit to her mother's gra...
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Baker's Doesn't
Doug and Carrie find themselves enlisted for holiday duties at their church: Doug is tasked with watching over the nativity scene, while Carrie strugg...
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12
Fresh Brood
Doug decides to borrow a baby from Danny to show Carrie they're prepared to start a family. At the same time, Arthur believes he's earned the title of...
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13
Gambling N'Diction
Following her victory over Doug and his buddies in a casual poker match, Doug persuades his mother to sign up for a high-stakes tournament. At the sam...
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14
Apartment Complex
Doug and his friends decide to lease an apartment to serve as their hidden getaway. At the same time, Carrie puts in a tremendous effort to satisfy he...
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15
Buggie Nights
After Arthur brings bed bugs home from his trip, Doug and Carrie find themselves displaced as a strange exterminator tackles the infestation. While th...
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16
Knee Jerk
When Carrie inadvertently hurts Doug, he takes full advantage of the situation to dodge unpleasant chores. Meanwhile, Arthur starts to suspect Doug's ...
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17
Present Tense
The Heffernans are so repulsed by an anniversary present from the Palmers that they concoct a scheme to fake a robbery in order to dispose of it.
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18
Sold-Y Locks
Doug persuades Carrie to chop off her hair so they can sell it to a wig maker and save up for a cruise. However, once the haircut is complete, he begi...
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19
Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug's attempt to deceive Carrie into allowing him to ride a rollercoaster at the amusement park backfires spectacularly. At the same time, Arthur tak...
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20
Four Play
Doug and Deacon realize they share more interests with each other's wives than with their own, leading them to spend time with them. However, when Kel...
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21
Hartford Wailer
Doug unexpectedly shows up at Carrie's weekend company retreat, unaware that she has opted out for a laid-back day with her friends. At the same time,...
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22
Fight Schlub
Doug forms a friendship with a driver from a rival company of IPS, only to find out that it's all part of a prank aimed at making him the target of ri...
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Acting Out
Following a fire he accidentally starts in the basement, Carrie concludes that Arthur should move to a retirement home. However, Doug uncovers somethi...
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Mama Cast
Doug chooses to invest the Heffernans' tax refund in an ice cream truck. At the same time, Carrie takes on the role of a faux mom at model homes, wher...
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Affair Trade
Doug becomes anxious when he receives flirty texts intended for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie appears unfazed by the situation. At the same tim...
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Moxie Moron
Doug and Deacon step in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Meanwhile, Carrie starts to second-guess her choice to voice her dissatisfaction abou...
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Major Disturbance
The Palmers' holiday gets derailed when Doug accidentally scares Major, leading the dog to reject being watched by the Heffernans. Meanwhile, Arthur s...
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5
Ruff Goin'
Upset about being left out of a block party, Doug decides to adopt a dog in an effort to show his neighbors that he’s a good person, but quickly fin...
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6
Brace Yourself
After Major posts an unflattering photo, Arthur decides he wants braces and turns to Doug and Carrie for support. At the same time, Kelly brings Spenc...
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7
Home Cheapo
Carrie believes that Deacon and Kelly managed to buy their vacation home by being overly frugal. At the same time, Arthur is making an effort to assis...
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8
Offensive Fowl
Carrie quickly becomes frustrated with Doug's insistence on promoting his new vegetarian diet. At the same time, her boss expresses a desire to chat a...
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9
Mild Bunch
Doug's 20th high school reunion feels lackluster until a former classmate suggests a clever scheme to get back at their old principal for a past wrong...
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10
Manhattan Project
Carrie is thrilled to discover a reasonably priced apartment available in Manhattan, but Doug is hesitant about moving from Queens. Meanwhile, Arthur ...
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Single Spaced
After visiting friends who just welcomed a new baby, Doug and Carrie start to contemplate the idea of adoption.
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12
China Syndrome (1)
Doug and Carrie find themselves grappling with the strain in their marriage, contemplating what lies ahead for them. Meanwhile, Arthur and Ava’s wed...
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China Syndrome (2)
During Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie find themselves grappling with the strain in their marriage, leading them to question what lies ahe...
